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A man signs up to join the Israeli Army So a man applies to join the Israeli Army, and is greeted by an inspector who will interview him and run a few tests see if he is fit for the army. The man passes the interview and the tests with flying colors! ""There's only one more test left. Here, take this automatic rifle and go shoot twenty Palestinians and a pigeon"", says the inspector. ""Uhm, alright, but why should I shoot the pigeon?"", says the man. ""Congratulations, you got the job!"", says t…

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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says ""Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed he asked ""How did you do it?"" ""Well I jumped in a tank and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up the Arab t…

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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass. The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Ar…

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