A man signs up to join the Israeli Army So a man applies to join the Israeli Army, and is greeted by an inspector who will interview him and run a few tests see if he is fit for the army. The man passes the interview and the tests with flying colors! ""There's only one more test left. Here, take this automatic rifle and go shoot twenty Palestinians and a pigeon"", says the inspector. ""Uhm, alright, but why should I shoot the pigeon?"", says the man. ""Congratulations, you got the job!"", says the inspector