Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.

[at interview] "ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him" umm "..." subwoofer? "welcome to the navy seals"

Where Is God? Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. The parents have tried everything to get the boys to change, to no avail. Finally, out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time. The parents drop off the youngest and go home, promising to return to get him soon. The boy sits in a chair across from the pastor's desk and they just…

The Guy Who Only Ate Pool Balls (clean) This guy walks into the doctor's office and complains he's been feeling weak and indisposed in general, without disposition to work, or even for leisure. He then proceeds to call the doctor's attention to the fact that he only eats pool balls. -I beg your pardon? Interrupts the doctor. -That's it, doc. I eat three red ones in the mornings, sometimes with a yellow one on the side. Then, for lunch, I usually have a purple one, a brown one, and three eight-ba…