The Guy Who Only Ate Pool Balls (clean) This guy walks into the doctor's office and complains he's been feeling weak and indisposed in general, without disposition to work, or even for leisure. He then proceeds to call the doctor's attention to the fact that he only eats pool balls. -I beg your pardon? Interrupts the doctor. -That's it, doc. I eat three red ones in the mornings, sometimes with a yellow one on the side. Then, for lunch, I usually have a purple one, a brown one, and three eight-balls. During the afternoon I ocasionally munch on a blue ball, and for dinner I usually have three cue balls. -Relax, I know exactly what your problem is. -Really, doc? What is it? -You're not eating greens. *BA DUM TSSS*