Iraq Iran Jokes

The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran

Donald Trump... -A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. -Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. -Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. -The rest of the world is in shock. -Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace. -Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance. -Latin American countries are sending clothing. -New Zealand and Australia …

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan? Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)