I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice.

I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed.

The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction.