I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice.

I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them

The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran

The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction.