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Nixon's speech in case of mission failure was released... I rewrote it if GW had been in office. God has willed Neil Armlong and Edwin Aldrich have left the Earth and will not return. These brave men know that there is no hope for a safe return. We told them over the radio just a little while ago. They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by their pets and by both democrats and r

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A young boy was told by one of his friends that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them simply by saying: "I know the whole truth." The boy decided to go home and put the theory into practice. Greeted by his mother, he announced: "I know the whole truth." She quickly handed him $20 and said: "Please don't tell your father." Delighted with the result, the boy waited for his father to arrive home from work. Then he greeted him with: "I kn

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