A young boy was told by one of his friends that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them simply by saying: "I know the whole truth." The boy decided to go home and put the theory into practice. Greeted by his mother, he announced: "I know the whole truth." She quickly handed him $20 and said: "Please don't tell your father." Delighted with the result, the boy waited for his father to arrive home from work. Then he greeted him with: "I know the whole truth." The father promptly handed him $50 and said: "Please don't say a word to your mother." Overjoyed with the profit he had made, the boy was on his way to school the next morning when he saw the mailman at the front door. Deciding to try out the plan again just for fun, he said to the mailman: "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately dropped his pile of letters, spread his arms wide and said: "Then come and give your father a big hug." Children are our future. Unless we stop them now. Homer Simpson