Graham Chapman Jokes

Funny when it's not funny: I need jokes for a funeral / eulogy. Hey, reddit. A good buddy of mine has died. He was always the life of the party, always had fresh jokes, and would absolutely hate the idea of a depressing, somber funeral. His friends have arranged a casual dress only (he hated dressing up), open mic style celebration of his life. One of the greatest things I've seen in my entire life is [this eulogy for Graham Chapman by John Cleese.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7x9uhrg4Hs) I'…

Reading the four Yorkshiremen sketch is like reading the comments section in reddit, one big running gag of one-upmanship. The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshireman; The Scene: Four well-dressed men are sitting together at a vacation resort. 'Farewell to Thee' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto. SECO…