Gotham City Jokes

*calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly.

What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne

If you ever feeling worthless, just remember that Gotham City has a police department.

Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3

For my cakeday, a joke for you Connecticut state residents out there. What's the difference between Bridgeport, CT, and Gotham City? One's a post-industrial urban hellhole ridden with violent crime, corruption, and murderous psychopaths, and the other's Gotham City!

A Backbreaking Batman? The Movie. The story begins when Bane makes himself public to Gotham City on a news station (CNN). Bruce, snarly gets out of his chair and heads to the batcave within his minor residents. Then he suits up to confront this diabolical madman. Batman then felt a cold essential on his shoulder until BANE comes out from THE SHADOWS AND PLUMBLES the Batman Battaman! Batman: Ahh! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Brokeback Batman: The Movie. No seriously it's a Bane breaks Batman's back thing …

So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale.

What's the difference between Ronald McDonald and The Joker? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land? Gotham City.