Goldbergs Jokes

Goldberg opens a hardware store. To advertise, he rents a billboard, puts up a picture of Jesus nailed to the cross, with the caption: ""They used Goldberg's nails."" His son, upon seeing this, exclaims to his father, ""You can't use that! It will cause antisemitism!"" So Goldberg exchanges it for a picture of Jesus's body laying on the ground, hands bloodied, with the caption: ""They didn't use Goldberg's nails.""

The four Goldberg brothers Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric s…

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the…

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. ""Too expensive"" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250 ""No it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer especially as the price difference is rather small."" But lo! Solly Goldberg - $ 75!!! Religion or economics? After much consideration Solly obtains the contract. On Easter Sunday morning Goldberg's men deliver the flowers: wonderful roses az…

The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them int…

It was July 17, 1946 The temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, had invented the first automobile air-conditioner. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come ou…