Gertrude Jokes

Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him.

Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, ""My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."" Another guy asks, ""What's that?"" The first guy says, ""I am a Single, New Age Guy."" Another guy says, ""My name is Gary, and I am a DINK."" A lady asks, ""What's that?"" He says, ""Double Income, No Kids."" The lady says, ""That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."" Larry asks, ""A WIFE?"" Gertrude says, ""Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.""

The Three Old Ladies & the Flasher Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.

The Three Old Ladies & the Flasher Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.

In 1939 an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers