Gimpy Gert was an infamous pirate wench who helped terrorize the Spanish Main for many years through her youth and slightly beyond. From her depredations, she acquired a nice sum of Spanish doubloons, British pounds sterling, gold bullion and jewels. But, alas, her adventures cost her some scars and her left leg below the knee. Gert finally realized that it was time for her to retire, so she relocated to New Orleans and invested her ill-gotten gains in a dance hall. Surprisingly, Gert was a popu…