German Army Jokes

A mentally challenged kid wants to do his part during the war effort. WWII breaks out and everyone is doing their part. A mentally retarded kid decides that he wants to join the war effort too so he heads down to the Marines recruiting station. They just laugh at him and tell him to go try one of the other branches. He heads over to the air force, they tell him it's not going to happen but maybe he'll have better luck with the navy. He tries them and gets told that they are desperate but not THA…

Who took care of German army dogs after the war? Veteran Aryans

Why does Paris have tree lined streets? Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

1916 in France The germans and the french sat in their trenches. The german army suffered from great losses, so the german general had to come up with a plan. Because he couldn't find a solution for their problems he decided to ask his soldiers. Only one had an idea. 'We should find out the most common french name, shout it over no mans land and kill whoever is stupid enough to react to it.' Since it was the only idea, the german general gave the order to find the most common french name and use…

What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in the Second World War? "Table for 100,000, monsieur?"