Genius Bar Jokes

At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a "crowbar" has nothing to do with crows either.

The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar.

If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews.

This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins