At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a "crowbar" has nothing to do with crows either.

The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar.

This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins

A couple were in a busy shopping center in Dublin just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, Paddy wasn't back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, the wife called him on the mobile. The wife said, "Where are you?" He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time an…