First Trooper Jokes

I was driving to work today... Driving to work, I had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of me. Seconds later, a policeman pulled me over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. ""I'm sorry sir,"" the first trooper told me, ""but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."" Amazed, I asked what for! The trooper replied, ""Ta…

Driving to work a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. ""I'm sorry sir"" the first trooper told the driver ""but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."" Amazed the driver asked for what. The trooper replied ""Tacks evas…

A farmer is transporting donkeys across the interstate. He is driving at a brisk but legal pace when he was suddenly pulled over by a two state troopers. The first trooper says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" The farmer looked at him, puzzled, and replied, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I was going five miles below the speed limit!" The first trooper angrily looks over at the second and says, "You told me he was speeding!" Flustered, the second officer replies, "No no no, I said he…

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a suspect on the road toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.

Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Sarge, why'd you stop?" "You dumb rookie," replied the Sarge. "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."