Driving to work a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. ""I'm sorry sir"" the first trooper told the driver ""but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."" Amazed the driver asked for what. The trooper replied ""Tacks evas…

A farmer is transporting donkeys across the interstate. He is driving at a brisk but legal pace when he was suddenly pulled over by a two state troopers. The first trooper says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" The farmer looked at him, puzzled, and replied, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I was going five miles below the speed limit!" The first trooper angrily looks over at the second and says, "You told me he was speeding!" Flustered, the second officer replies, "No no no, I said he…

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?