Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.

Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Sarge, why'd you stop?" "You dumb rookie," replied the Sarge. "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."

Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you.

Intelligence (long and racist) *I'm not racist; this is how the joke was told to me by my racist ass granddad. Best told in a Georgia accent.* Two niggers, Calvin and Rastus, are digging a ditch for their boss one hot summer's day. It's REALLY hot, both of them are soaked in sweat. After an hour or so, Calvin pipes up, ""Man Rastus, how it is dat we down here digging dis here ditch, doin' all tha work in the hot sun, and de boss man up theah sittin' in his truck under de tree in de A/C, and he g…