First Monk Jokes

Long but worth it After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop …

Monks Made a Mistake One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls. ""You see, there are the originals,"" said the first monk. ""All the new scrolls were copied from these."" ""Can I see one?"" ""Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--"" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees. ""What? What does it say?"" ""Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!""