First Ladys Jokes

New Alabama Preacher The new Alabama preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, ""Conway Twitty!"" No, ma'am,"" he replied. ""I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to have a prayer with you."" She invited him right in. He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty. Eventually, …

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Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. ""This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,"" said one. ""No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,"" said the other. And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence. ""Bring me my biggest sword,"" said Solomon, ""and I shall chop the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half."" ""Sounds good to me,"" said the first lady. But the other woman said, ""Oh Sire, do not spil…

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