King Solomon Jokes

KING SOLOMON: I shall cut it in two, half for each of you. WOMAN: sure ME: OH GOD NO! KING SOLOMON: ok this is clearly your meatball sub.

King Solomon's Judgement Two women ran into the court of King Solomon, fighting. ""My daughter was to marry this man, but this woman claims that the man was to marry HER daughter!"" one of them yelled. ""There is a simple solution,"" said the King. ""I shall cut the man in two and each of your daughters can have a piece."" ""Fine by me!"" said the first woman. ""No, don't, I would rather let the other girl marry him than that!"" cried the second. The King didn't hesitate for a minute. ""Fine."" …

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. ""This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,"" said one. ""No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,"" said the other. And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence. ""Bring me my biggest sword,"" said Solomon, ""and I shall chop the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half."" ""Sounds good to me,"" said the first lady. But the other woman said, ""Oh Sire, do not spil…