Father Ted Jokes

paddy and seamus are sitting at the pub, havin a pint, when they watch out the window as pastor richards knocks on the door of the brothel and is let it. 'tis a shem...' - says paddy. 'aye... tis a shem' - says seamus.. ' that a man of the lord should succumb to the sins of the flesh.' another pint or three later and they notice rabbi goldstein knock on the brothel door, and be let in. 'tis a shem' - says paddy. 'aye- tis a shem..' say's seamus. 'that a man of faith, whatever that is, should be …

One sunny day, Father Ted is driving his car down a small country road, when he suddenly spots a nun waiting at a bus stop. Always one to lend a helping hand, he pulls over and offers her a lift. The young nun thanks him, puts her luggage in the trunk, and sits down in the passenger seat next to the priest. The poor priest can’t believe his eyes when he turns to introduce himself to the nun. She is amazingly beautiful, and for once, the priest is lost for words. “Hello, I’m sister Grace,” she…