Fifty bucks is fifty bucks...
Eugene and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Eugene would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Eugene, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Eugene and Edna went to the fair, and Eugene said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Eugene that helicopter ride is fifty bu…