Topical Jokes for 9/5/14 (for best results, imagine these being read by your favorite late night host) In Oregon, a veterinarian discovered 43 socks in a Great Dane's stomach. The dog was taken to the vet when the owner wanted to find out why his sock drawer was growling. To ward off evil spirits, a woman in India has married a stray dog. The woman's biggest complaint about being married to a dog is everything. A new study has determined that wearing a bra, does not cause breast cancer. The stu…

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks... Eugene and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Eugene would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Eugene, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Eugene and Edna went to the fair, and Eugene said, 'Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance' To this, Edna replied, "Eugene that helicopter ride is fifty bu…

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks... Eugene and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year

Hindi jokes Indian husband wife jokes (हिंदी के चुटकुले): पति और पत्नी के बीच का रिश्ता ही ऐसा होता (Husband wife) है कि, जिसमें बिना प्यार, हंसी, मज़ाक, नोक, झोंक, लड़ाई के (Husband wife jokes) कोई मज़ा ही नहीं आता है। अगर आपके और आपके पार्टनर के बीच का (Jokes hindi) रिश्ता भी पानी पुरी के पानी की तरह ही तीखा और मीठा (Funny jokes in Hindi) ज़ायकेदार है। तो ये चुटकुले उन्हें बहुत ही गजब लगेंगे, देखें हंसा-हंसाकर घनचक्कर करने वाले पति-पत्नी (Indian Husband wife jokes) के मज़ेदार जोक्स। जिन्हें आप…