English Bar Jokes

True Chuck Norris Encounters A priest, a rabbi, and a potato farmer walk into a bar. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them all in the face because he already knows this joke won't be funny enough. A reporter once asked Chuck Norris why he decided to shave his beard. He responded, ""I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."" He then chuckled, realizing he was going to kill the reporter anyway. Chuck Norris once went on a vacation to the UK. Feeling thirsty, he went into an English bar and ordere…

An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into an English bar... Credit to my friend for this one. Everyone orders drinks, and are brought an additional drink for free. "See?" says the Englishman, "When you order a drink in an English bar, they give you a second one for free." "That's nothing," says the Scot, "When you order a drink in a Scottish bar, they give you TWO free drinks. Three drinks for the price of one!" "It's even better in Ireland," says the Irishman, "Sometimes, when you o…