Elmers Jokes

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put a down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples in the right side. --Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on…

Fifty-four years ago, Elmer Harrison, a Montana mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him with a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of Elmer's hair. On his second day, the Army issued him with a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist extracted seven of Elmer's teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock-strap. The US Army has been looking for Elmer for fifty-four years.