Fifty-four years ago, Elmer Harrison, a Montana mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him with a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of Elmer's hair. On his second day, the Army issued him with a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist extracted seven of Elmer's teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock-strap. The US Army has been looking for Elmer for fifty-four years.