Ebay Jokes

I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job.

I bought a book on eBay called, ""How to scam on eBay"". That was 2 months ago, and it's not arrived yet

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay.

I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay.

Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first.

Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover? He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves. Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor birthday cake and received numerous tractor themed gifts) Terry's life turned on it's head. An old farmer, a tractor driver and hero of Terry's stopped him in th…

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door. We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Two dead canaries are being sold on eBay. They’re not going cheep.

One time I ordered a dictionary off eBay & when it arrived all the pages were blank. There were no words to describe how angry I was.

I bought a shirt and some neckwear from Ebay that used to belong to the guy from the Mamas & the Papas All the sleeves are brown and the tie is gray

What does the cannibal do after eating his vegetables? Goes to eBay to see what he can sell the wheelchairs for.

I searched on eBay for something to light my candles with... It said, "No matches found"

eBay is so useless. I was just looking for a lighter, and all they had was 1327 matches.

I’m going to tell you a joke about eBay You will get it the next year or so...

I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay... ... again.

The dictionary I ordered on eBay had only blank pages I have no words to describe how angry I am.

If you thought eBay was bad don't even try Tinder...

eBay is so useless I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18

Put all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay Imagine all the paypal

I searched eBay for lighters But it only showed me 16

Ebay needs to step their game up. I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15

I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time

eBay is so useless I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13

I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month.