Dad, i am going to marry Daughter: ""Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."" Father: ""Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with you…

Girl confesses she met a guy online and asks for her dads blessings. Girl: Dad! I am in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in the United States and he lives in the United Kingdom. We met on a dating website, became good friends on FaceBook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now two months of relationship through Viber, I need your blessings and good wishes. Dad: You know we are in the days of technology, where things are now done electronically so I think …

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Happy Holi Wishes Funny Jokes in Hindi: आज देशभर में होली का पर्व बड़े ही धूमधाम से मनाया जा रहा है। मथुरा से लेकर काशी और कश्मीर से लेकर कन्याकुमारी तक पूरा भारत देश होली के रंग में (Happy Holi Joke Hindi) रंगमय है। हर तरफ जश्न का माहौल। गुब्बारे की बौछार और गुलाल की भरमार से पूरा देश रंगमय हो (Happy Holi Funny Jokes) गया है। इस दिन लोग एक दूसरे से गिले शिकवे भुलाकर गले (Funny Holi Jokes) खेलते हैं।,इस पावन पर्व को बुराई पर अच्छाई की जीत के रूप में मनाया (Happy Holi Jokes Images) जाता है। यहां …