A Tourist in Egypt is walking through the desert... A Tourist in Egypt is walking through the desert on his way from one Oasis to another. After a while, he spots a man, sitting in the middle of the desert, looking like he was holding on to an invisible steering wheel, and loudly going ""Vroom! Vrooooom!!"". Confused, he stepped closer. ""Excuse me, Sir"", the tourist asked, ""What are you doing here?"" ""Don't you see?"", the man replies, ""I am in the middle of a Desert Race! Better get out of…