Delias Jokes

A wife served some homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast and waited eagerly for her husband's reaction. When none was immediately forthcoming, she said: "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his newspaper, he replied: "About ten years." The Real Woman's Way: Tesco's frozen pie directions do not include anything about brushing egg white over the crust, so we don't do that. Delia's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an ap…

A man went into a fish and chip shop but was dismayed to receive only a small portion of chips. He asked the girl behind the counter: "Are you sure this fish is cooked properly?" "Yes. Why?" "Because it's eaten all my chips!" When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. Jimmy Carr How a Real Woman Interprets Handy Hints From British TV Cook Delia Smith Delia's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bott…