A wife served some homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast and waited eagerly for her husband's reaction. When none was immediately forthcoming, she said: "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his newspaper, he replied: "About ten years." The Real Woman's Way: Tesco's frozen pie directions do not include anything about brushing egg white over the crust, so we don't do that. Delia's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way: Buy a packet of instant potato and keep it in the cupboard for a year. Delia's Way: Cure for headaches. Take a lime, cut it in half and rub into your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way: Cure for headaches. Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in eight ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but at least you will be happy. Delia's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a nonslip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Woman's Way: Forget the gloves, use that gadget you keep in front of the TV тАУ that's what he's there for, isn't it? Delia's Way: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Woman's Way: Leftover wine???? . . . Hello!!!!