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To catch a Tiger So there was a competition organized to see which Police force was the best in the world. After many gruelling tests, only four remained. They were NYPD, Scotland Yard, Royal Canadian Mounted Police and *Dilli* (Delhi) Police. The final test is to find the winner of the contest. The test is simple. A lion is to be released into the forest. Whoever catches it the quickest is the winner. First NYPD starts. The lion is released. NYPD officers follow it into the jungle. After a coup

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400 passengers but only 200 meals were loaded onto a flight from Delhi to New York City (long) It was only discovered after take off, when the flight attendants started going through their preparations for the meals. So, the airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea. A couple of hours into the flight she nervously announced, 'Ladies and gentleman; we don't know how this happened, but we have over 400 people on board, but only 200 dinners.

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