Debra Jokes

Debra is short for Debrassiere

Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery.

Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself

If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.

ME: Too much turkey makes me so tired HER: Actually, it makes you sleepy, not tired ME: I'm getting real sleepy of your shit, Debra

They say tragedy plus time equals comedy... but I just don't think my wife Debra farting herself to death in 2011 will ever be funny to me

"Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them" - Oh no "This is Debra" - aww I like that "And this is Depanties"

Two drunk Irishmen are in a bar talking to each other One says to the other, ""So, what's your birthday."" The other replies with, ""August 9th 1972, yours?"" The man replies with, ""The same day! Where were you born?"" ""St Molly's hospital, you?"" ""The same hospital! What's your moms name?"" ""Debra"" ""mine too!"" They keep on talking, meanwhile, the bartender says to a himself in the bar, ""Oh, the O'reilly twins are drunk again.""

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

eye roller of a dog joke Mrs Young was walking to the grocery store when her neighbor came up to her and said ""Hello Debra, How's your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."" ""Oh"" said Mrs Young ""That could NOT have been my dog"" ""Oh, why not?"" replied her neighbor ""I'm pretty sure it was her"" ""Well"" stated Mrs. Young smiling ""my dog doesn't ride a bike""

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