Golfing on the sabbath One day, a man named David decides to skip church to play golf. Up in heaven, Saint Peter sees this and reports David's sin to God. God says, ""I will punish him accordingly."" David plays a perfect game and goes home really pleased. Saint Peter sees this and goes to God and says, ""What gives? You said you would punish him, yet he gets a perfect score."" God smiles and says, ""Who can he tell?""