Curtis Jokes

Worst you ever been hurt A bunch of good ol' boys are sitting in a diner telling stories about their worst injuries ever when ol' Curtis scrootches a chair over and says, ""Well, the SECOND worst I ever got hurt was when I was huntin' one fall and the call o' nature came upon me. As I pulled down my overhauls and squatted, my nut sack triggered a bear trap that was chained there under some leaves and it snapped ahold of my jake!"" The whole table of fellas jumped back and let out a collective, "…

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, ""Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."" Curtis & Leroy replied, ""well, then just give us our money back."" The farmer said, ""Can't do that. I went and spent it already."" They said, ""OK then, just bring us the dead mule."" The farmer asked, ""What in the world …

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush