Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, ""Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."" Curtis & Leroy replied, ""well, then just give us our money back."" The farmer said, ""Can't do that. I went and spent it already."" They said, ""OK then, just bring us the dead mule."" The farmer asked, ""What in the world …