Worst you ever been hurt A bunch of good ol' boys are sitting in a diner telling stories about their worst injuries ever when ol' Curtis scrootches a chair over and says, ""Well, the SECOND worst I ever got hurt was when I was huntin' one fall and the call o' nature came upon me. As I pulled down my overhauls and squatted, my nut sack triggered a bear trap that was chained there under some leaves and it snapped ahold of my jake!"" The whole table of fellas jumped back and let out a collective, "…