County Kerry Jokes

The Man Who Orders Three Beers An Irishman by the name of Paul McLean moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about…

A policeman was called out to a farm in County Kerry where the farmer had reported losing 2,033 pigs. The policeman took down the details but when he got back to the station to enter the theft onto the police computer, he decided to double check the exact amount with the farmer. "Mr O'Flaherty," he said, "are you absolutely sure that you lost 2,033 pigs?" "Oh yeth, dat ith right," said the farmer. Satisfied, the policeman put down the phone and typed: "Farmer lost two sows and thirty-three pigs.…

A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus travelled for miles and miles through desert landscape and oil fields, he asked the guide: "Where are we now?" The guide said proudly: "We're in the great state of Texas." "It's certainly big," mused the Irishman. "It's so big," added the guide, "that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it." "Yes," smiled the Irishman, "and wouldn't it do wonders for Texas!"