A policeman was called out to a farm in County Kerry where the farmer had reported losing 2,033 pigs. The policeman took down the details but when he got back to the station to enter the theft onto the police computer, he decided to double check the exact amount with the farmer. "Mr O'Flaherty," he said, "are you absolutely sure that you lost 2,033 pigs?" "Oh yeth, dat ith right," said the farmer. Satisfied, the policeman put down the phone and typed: "Farmer lost two sows and thirty-three pigs.…