Coffee Jokes

The devil and three doors Phil finds himself dead and standing at the gates to hell. The devil approaches and says, ""Welcome Phillip, we've been expecting you. Allow me to explain how this works. Everyone that comes here gets an opportunity to choose how they will spend their eternity, behind one of these three doors. Go ahead and look and then come to me with your decision."" So Phil opens the first door and finds a room filled with snakes slithering along the ground, and everyone in the room …

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery.

The three doors of Hell A man dies and finds himself in Hell. He's greeted by a demon who says, ""Welcome to Hell! I'll be helping you find where you spend the rest of eternity. To put it simply, you can choose one of three doors. You will be able to see what is behind each door, then make a choice. Simple as that."" The man realizes he obviously can't say no. He's in Hell. So he follows the demon over to the hallway with three doors. The demon opens the first door, where people are tied to spit…

A bad man goes to hell A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, ""I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."" So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, he thought. Opening the second door, he saw a room full of people standing on t…

A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, ""I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."" So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people on tables with acid slowly dripping on their bodies, after every drop the people scream in pain and the wounds heal just for the next drop to fall. Not very nice, …

Choose Wisely... A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, ""I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."" So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, he thought. Opening the second door, he saw a room full of people standing on their h…

A rather bad man dies and meets Satan... A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice." So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, he thought. Opening the second door, he saw a room full of p…

A guy dies and is sent to hell Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says “You must choose one to spend eternity in.” In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says, “Let me see the next room.” In the second room, people are standing in shit up to their noses. The guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee, and eating pastries. The guy says, “I pick this room.” Sa…