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A bad man goes to hell A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, ""I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."" So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, he thought. Opening the second door, he saw a room full of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor. Better, he thought, but best to check the last door. Upon opening the last door, he saw a room full of people, standing waist-deep in excrement and sipping coffee. ""Of the three, this one looks best,"" he said and waded in to get something to drink while Satan closed the door. A few minutes later the door opened, Satan stuck his head in and said, ""Ok, coffee break's over, back on your heads!""

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