A guy dies and is sent to hell Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says тАЬYou must choose one to spend eternity in.тАЭ In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says, тАЬLet me see the next room.тАЭ In the second room, people are standing in shit up to their noses. The guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee, and eating pastries. The guy says, тАЬI pick this room.тАЭ Satan says ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On his way out Satan yells, тАЬOk, coffee breakтАЩs over. Everyone back on your heads!тАЭ