Chris Jokes

Teacher: “Are you sure your mother wrote this note?” Chris: “Why?” Teacher: “Well, it says that Chris can't do P.E. today as he is under the doctor. Please execute him!”

Paul: “I kiss my wife every day before I leave to work.” Chris: “I too do the same, after you leave!”

Chris was the proprietor of a big firm but was mean with his employees. On the firm’s 25 th anniversary, he offered a $5000 prize to the employee who could suggest the beat publicity idea for the firm. But he insisted upon the following conditions that the idea should cost very little, that the whole country would talk about it and that it should make many happy. Next week, he received an anonymous letter: “Jump off the top of a big tower. That will cost nothing, everyone will talk about it and …

Chris had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Kevin on the bed next to him. Kevin explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied, “I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay.” He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. Th…

"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?" Chris replied. "Look around!" Julie yelled, as she pointed around the room. "Look at all these books! You always have your head buried in a book! You don't even seem to know I'm alive!" "I'm sorry, honey," Chris said. "Sometimes I wish I were a book. Maybe then you'd at least look at me!" Julie exclaimed. "Hmmmm," Chris mumbled, "that's not such a bad idea. Then I could take you to the library every few d…

Chris: “Do you want to know your love percentage?” Arthur: “Yes. Of course.” Chris: “Type LOVE [Your name] [Your lover's name] Send to: Your father's mobile number. He will tell your future!”