There was a boy who lived in Detroit whose parents used to beat him a lot
His parents were arrested by the Child Protection Agency and then put in jail. The court then needed to figure out in whose care to put the boy.
Judge: "How about your grandparents?"
Boy: "No, they beat me too."
Judge: "How about your aunt and uncle?"
Boy: "No, they beat me as well."
The Judge went through a list of all of his family members and close friends, but he only ever got the same answer.
Finally, the Judg…