There was a boy who lived in Detroit whose parents used to beat him a lot His parents were arrested by the Child Protection Agency and then put in jail. The court then needed to figure out in whose care to put the boy. Judge: "How about your grandparents?" Boy: "No, they beat me too." Judge: "How about your aunt and uncle?" Boy: "No, they beat me as well." The Judge went through a list of all of his family members and close friends, but he only ever got the same answer. Finally, the Judge asked the boy: "Well, who do you want to live with?" The boy thought about it for a minute and then said with a smile: "They Detroit Lions." The Judge asked him with a confused look: "And why the Detroit lions?" Boy: "Well frankly sir I don't think the lions could beat anyone."