A man dies and goes to Heaven... He's greeted by Saint Peter who explains that when someone new arrives he takes them on a tour. The tour begins and they come to a room full of people studying ""these are the Catholics"" Peter explains ""they partied down on Earth so they have to study here in Heaven."" ""I see"" the man responds, and the tour continues. He and Peter then come to a room with a big party inside ""these are the Baptists, they studied on Earth so they get to party here."" ""Oh, tha…