Carters Jokes

[Long] A story of how two wooden planks became best friends Once upon a time, there were 2 wooden planks. The first one was named Chad, the second was named Carter. Chad hated Carter, and Carter hated Chad even more! One day, Chad was in a bar, drinking a tequila. Carter, drunk, came over to Chad and punched him as hard as a wooden plank could. Chad got angry and retaliated, kicking Carter in the face. They got into a bloody and violent bar fight. They both got arrested. They were sentenced to 8…

A Ferdinand Feghoot ""shaggy dog"" story Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Science Fiction author, Spider Robinson. He was the cause of a large number of groaners. Even Ferdinand Feghoot could be outpunned on occasion but he always rose to the challenge. He conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History) recruits all from late twentieth-century Terra on a training study of Carter's World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to suppo…

Why was Jimmy Carter like the LIRR (Long Island Railroad)? He used to pull out of Rosalynn at 5AM every morning. **For the low-information jokesters here: Carter's wife's first name is Rosalynn, and Roslyn is a stop on the LIRR.